So pardon me if I deviate from my agenda of enlightening you on the life of a campground attendant...my attention span is....oh look!!! A butterfly! Anyway, I can write about whatever it was...what? The Grass is Greener? OH! I remember that old saying...
Yes...let's have a little fun with that... found one my manuscripts (stuck to the fence).
Paris Hilton: Ooooo! It is? Well take my little dog over there to use it then!
Bill Clinton: I only inhaled once. So it really doesn't matter.
OBama: That's right! So get your gr-ass over here to my side of the fence!
McCain: You are deceived. It is not green. Let's all be real Americans and mow it down.
Bush: Ain't no grass in Texas. But I know where there are some damned fine tumbleweeds. (and a few oil wells)
Brittany Spears: I am really not even interested in that anymore.
Brad Pitt: That is exactly what we have been saying. So don't adopt locally.
Sheriff: Fire up the helicopter, boys, and let's go!
Willie Nelson: Grass? Where?
Cow poking his head through barbed wire: Yup.
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